Archive for January, 2009

Sandwich Surgury

Monday, January 26th, 2009

O.K. I think I spelled sandwich wrong, I mean really, I spelled sandwich wrong? Or atleast think I did. So anyway, a couple weeks ago (sorry I didn’t write sooner) I went to a restraunt with my friend and ordered a sandwich. I said “No tomatos.” to the lady at the counter. So when my food came, guess what was on it, TOMATOS!!!! Oh no!!!! And almost everyone knows that tomatos are red right? So the sort of look like organs (or orgins, the parts inside of your body that you actually NEED? Those organs?) or blood. Well not so much of blood. So anyway, I took my fork and carefully lifted the bun.(p.s. it was only a cheese and tomato sandwich so no meat, no lettuce, no onions.) Then I said “This operation is dangerous.” pretending to be a doctor, “Doctor no! There must be another way!” now I was the nurse. “I’m sorry but it must be like this.” Then I started removing the tomatos slowly and carefully with my fork. As I did this I went “Beep, beep, beep,” like the raidar does. Then at the last tomato when I removed it I went “Beeeeeeeeepppp.” as the raidar would when someone dies and said “I’m sorry nurse, I have failed….”. So if you ever need an organ taken out, don’t count on me.

Happy New Year all over again!

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Today is the new year for people in China. Yay China!

Save the planet!

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Did you know that global warming is killing polar bears, making them starve, AND making ice go away? It’s so sad to me because polar bears are almost extinct! You may have known about globol warming, but there are other things more importent.

Hi this is Emma.(Athena’s letting me write on this website of hers.)STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!The global warming we have today is killing arctic animals.So stop talking so much(it releases hot air)and try to stop your cows from farting.(I’m serios!That’s part of global warming!)

Late merry christmas(or hannuakh/kwaanza)

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

I’m really sorry I didn’t post merry christmas or hannuakh whatever on christmas. (well not that sorry) Also, happy late new year! Hope you all got great presents on christmas.